Anti-nakey Vision Insurance

If there was such a product to buy from an insurance salesman, I'm sure my son would be in line to get it. After seeing his mom nakey yesterday morning and being totally grossed out by it, my son made sure to turn his back when he came up the stairs to see us this morning. I saw that he was turned around and figured that's what he was doing so I told him it was okay to look, that I was wearing clothes. Only then would he turn around. I wonder how long before he's not mortified anymore.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he'd buy the total coverage insurance to not see anyone nakey, and maybe a while down the road he'd drop that down to a policy for only not seeing family nakey. Something similar to dropping from total coverage car insurance to only liability once you're car is paid off.