pfffft

I knew the pair of khakis I was wearing today were getting old and worn out, but I didn't realize how bad it was. It got so bad I had to change clothes.

I was laying on the floor of the living room reading my nerd magazine and all its interesting articles. Pfffft. When I went to stand up, the fabric of my pants underneath my right butt pocket ripped.

I'm so glad it happened at home.